1.GRANNY

When my granny was ninety-one
She did PT just for fun
 

two - she could PT better than you
three - she got up before dawn to do PT
four - she ran 3 miles, then she ran 3 more
five - she could beat any Ranger alive
six - she did PT just for kicks
seven - she up and died and she went to heaven
 

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
She said "St. Peter, I hope I'm not late"
St. Peter said with a big, wide grin
"Get down Granny, and knock out ten"
 

2.OLD LADY

Saw an old lady walking down the street
She had a pack on her back and boots on her feet
I said "Hey lady where you going to?"
She said "U.S. Army Ranger School"
I said "Hey lady, haven't you been told?
Ranger School's for the young and the bold!"
She said "Hey sonny don't be a fool
I'm and instructor at the Ranger School"
 

Saw the same lady walking down the street
She had a chute on her back, jump boots on her feet
I said "Hey lady where you going to?"
She said "U.S. Army Airborne School"
I said "Hey lady, you're too darn old
You oughta leave the jumpin' to the young and the bold"
She said "Hey sonny can't you see?
I've got master jump wings on my CIB"
 

Same old lady walking down the street
She had a tank on her back and fins on her feet
I said "Hey lady, where you going to?"
She said "U.S. Army Scuba School"
I said "Hey lady, haven't you been told?
You better leave Scuba School to the young and the bold"
She said "Hey sonny can't you see?
I taught recon, UDT"

3.Everywhere I Go

Everywhere I go
There's a Drill Sergeant there
Every where I go
There's a Drill Sergeant there
Drill Sergeant, Drill Sergeant
Why don't you leave me alone 

When I eat my chow... (sub in for Everywhere I go)
When I comb my hair...
When I brush my teeth...
When I get my shots...
When I do PT...
When I see my girl...
When I get out of bed..

4.Everywhere We Go

Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know - oh
Who we are
Where we come from
So we tell them
We are _______ (Alpha, Bravo, etc...) (Alpha used for example)
Mighty Mighty Alpha
Rough - n - tough Alpha
Straight shooting Alpha
Better than Bravo
Big baby Bravo
Better than Charlie
Chicken chicken Charlie
Better than Delta
Dumb-dumb Delta
Better than Echo
Icky icky Echo
We are Alpha
Mighty mighty alph

5.Here we go again

Here we go again
Same old stuff again
Marching down the avenue
Few more days and we'll be through
I won't have to look at you
So, I'll be glad and so will yo

6.They Say that in the Army...

They say that in the Army the coffee's mighty fine.
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine!

Oh Mom, I want to go
But they won't let me go
Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh HOME

They say that in the Army the chow mighty fine. 
A chicken jumped off the table and started markin time!

Oh Mom, I want to go
But they won't let me go
Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh HOME

They say that in the Army the pay mighty fine. 
They give a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine!

Oh Mom, I want to go home!
But they won't let me go
Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh HOME

They say that in the Army, the food is mighty fine.  A biscuit rolled off the table, and killed a friend of mine!
 

Oh Mom, I want to go home!
But they won't let me go
Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh HOME

They say that in the Army, the women are mighty fine. 
I asked for Cindy Crawford but they gave me Frankenstien!

Oh Mom, I want to go home!
But they won't let me go
Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh HOM

7.They say that in the Army, the chicken's mighty fine

 They say that in the Army, the chicken's mighty fine
One jumped off the table and started marking time

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the pay is mighty fine
They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the coffee's mighty fine
It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the biscuits are mighty fine
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the meat is mighty fine
Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the shoes are mighty fine
You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the pancakes are mighty fine
You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the bed's are mighty fine
But how the hell would I know, I've never slept in mine

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the mail is so great
Today I got a letter dated 1948

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the hours are just right
Start early in the morning and work on through the night

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the buses are mighty fine
One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the coffee's mighty fine
It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the Army, the chicken's mighty fine
One jumped off the table and killed a friend of mine

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the army, the toilets are mighty fine
You flush them up at seven, they come back up at nine.

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp)

They say that in the army, the tents are waterproof
You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof.

Oh, Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go home (stomp

8.Tiny Bubbles

Tiny bubbles,
in my wine,
makes me feel happy,
makes me feel fine.

Tiny bubbles,
in my beer,
makes me feel happy,
all the year, makes you feel queer

Tiny bubbles,
in my keg,
makes me wonder,
why I can't feel my legs,

Tiny bubbles,
in my water,
makes me run faster,
but makes me feel hotter

9.What the Army's Done To Me

Momma, momma, can't you see
what the Army's done to me
Momma,momma, can't you see
what the Army's done to me

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, I gotta go
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, I gotta go

They took away my faded jeans
Now I'm wearing Army greens

Used to drive a Cadillac
Now I hump it on my back

Used to date a beauty queen
Now I hug my M-16

Used to drive a Chevrolet
Now I'm walking all the wa

10.Combat Granny

granny, granny, in combat boots
went to join the u.s. troops
granny wearing camo green
just another killin' machine
sergeant, sergeant, can't you see?
what my granny wants to be?
she wants to be just like you
another fine killin' tool
a knife in her belt and a gun in her hand
a-stabbin' and a-shootin' down every man
granny, granny, may be old
but she can still shift into killin' mode!

11.Hip hop lolly pop

Hip hop lolly pop let me hear your left foot  stomp
(The platoon,Squad, Company  stomps)
that Sounded Mighty fine let me hear it ________ ( any number) Times
(The platoon,Squad, Company  stomps the amount of time said in the above line)
Sound off
(1 , 2)
SOUND off
(3 , 4)
Break it on down now
(1 ,2 ,3 , 4)  (1,2, 3,4)

12.Superman

Me and Superman got in fight
I hit em in the head with some kryptonite
Hit em so hard that it wrecked his brain.
Now I'm dating Lois Lane!
Me and Batman had one too
I hit em in the head with my left shoe.
Then I crushed him under my right heel.
Now i'm driving the bat mobile!

13.Yellow Bird

A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
And then I smashed
his (stomp) little head

14.C-130

C-130 rolling down the strip
Airborne daddy on a one way trip
Mission uncertain, destination unknown
We don't know if we're ever coming home
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If my main don't open wide
I got another one by my side
If that one should fail me too
Look out ground I'm coming through
Slip to the right and slip to the left
Slip on down, do a PLF
Hit the drop zone with my feet apart
Legs in my stomach and feet in my heart
If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my wings upon my chest
Bury me in the leaning rest
If I die in the Spanish Moors
Bury me deep with a case of Coors
If I die in Korean mud
Bury me deep with a case of Bud
If I die in a firefight
Bury me deep with a case of Lite
If I die in a German blitz
Bury me deep with a case of Schlitz
If I die, don't bring me back
Just bury me with a case of Jack

15.WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN
 

When I get to heaven
St. Peter's gonna say
"How'd you make your living"
"How'd you earn your pay"
And I'll reply with a little bit of anger
I earned my living as an Airborne Ranger
Lived a life of guts and danger
Nothin's too tough for an Airborne Ranger

16.CHOW
 

Up in the morning, before day
I don't like it, no way
Eat my breakfast too darn soon
Hungry as a bear by noon
Went to the mess sergeant on my knees
Said "mess SGT., mess SGT. feed me please"
Mess SGT. said with a big wide grin
"If you wanna be Airborne, you gotta be thin"
 

17.JESSE JAMES
 

Jesse James said before he died
There's five things that he wanted to ride
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile
An M-1 tank and a ferris wheel
 

Jesse James said in his final will
He had five things that he wanted to kill
A lion, a tiger, a kangaroo
A long haired hippie, and instructor too
And ifen he could kill just one
He'd kill the instructor, let the hippie run

18.BLUE

Had an old dog whose name was Blue
Blue wants to go to Scuba School
Bought him a tank and four little fins
And took him down where he got the bends
 

Same old dog whose name was Blue
Blue wants to go to Ranger School
Took him to the field, took away his chow
Put a little motivation in his bow-wow
 

Still got the dog whos name was Blue
Blue wants to go to Airborne School
Got him a chute, strapped it to his back
Now old Blue stands tall, looks strac
 

That Airborne dog whose name was Blue
Got his orders for Jungle School
Took him on down to Panama
And that's the last of Blue I ever saw

19.CHAIRBORNE RANGER
 

It's one thirty now on the strip
Chairborne daddy gonna take a little trip
Stand up, lock up, shuffle to the door
The club for lunch and home by four
If there's something to decide
Close your door and try to hide
Every time you get a call
You're out playing racquetball
First revise the SOP
Make a change in policy
Ours is not to wonder why
It's written down in the LOI
God forbid we should go to war
All that paperwork would be a bore
Let me stay behind my desk
Anything is better than the leaning rest
Chairborne Ranger, that's what I am
One of a kind, I'm and AG man

20.I CAN RUN . . .

I can run to FT. BENNING just like this
All the to AIRBORNE and never quit
 

Ft. Campbell . .Air Assault
Ft. Bragg . . . Eighty-second
Ft. Riley . . . Kansas
Ft. Wood . . . .Missouri
etc.

21.COON SKIN

Coon skin and alligator hide
Make a pair of jump boots just the right size
Shine 'em up, lace 'em up, put 'em on your feet
A good pair of jump boots can't be beat
 

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some whitewash in my eye
Ain't no sissy, I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly

22.MP - MP

Sitting on a mountain top, beating on a drum
Beat so hard that the MPs comeR MP, MP, don't arrest me
Arrest that leg behind the tree
He stole the whiskey, I stole the wine
Now all I do is double time

23.NOTHING TO DO
 

AG, AG, who are you?
TDA with nothing to do
Go to PT at nine a.m.
Then to the pool to have a swim
Racquetball from nine to ten
Recover with a tonic and gin
Lunch from eleven to noon,
Your day will be over soon
Volleyball from noon to three
Keep really busy, can't you see
Now it's four, your day is through
I wish I was AG too

24.TWO OLD LADIES
 

Two old ladies were lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said
"I wanna be an Airborne Ranger
Live the life of guts and danger"
Guts and danger
Airborne Ranger
 

Same two ladies were lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said
"I wanna be a scuba diver
Dive right into murky water"
Scuba diver, murky water
Guts and danger, Airborne Ranger
 

Same two old ladies lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said
"I wanna be a mountain climber
Climb that mountain, higher and higher"
Mountain climber, higher and higher
Scuba diver, murky water
Guts and danger, Airborne Ranger

25.Six hundred black berets

Six hundred black berets
Caught in a valley by the NVA
Billy was worried, didn't know what to do
So he called on me and you
We jumped on in in the middle of the night
Looks like another bloody fire fight
I set my weapon on Rock n Roll
I boogied and woogied and continued to stroll
Killing Communists just for fun
High body count now two for one
If you got trouble in the world today
Just call on the men of the green beret!

26.One mile

One mile
No sweat
Two mile
Better yet
Three miles
Gotta run
Four miles
To the sun

27.I saw an old lady

I saw an old lady running down the street
Had a chute on her back, jump boots on her feet
Said, "Hey old lady, where you goin' to?"
She said, "US Army Airborne School"
Whatcha gonna do when you get there?
Jump from a plane and fall through the air
I said, "Hey old lady, ain't you been told?
Airborne School's for the brave and the bold"
She said, "Hey, now soldier, don't be a fool,
I'm an instructor at the Airborne School!"
 

Saw an old lady marching down the road
Had a knife in her hand and a 90 lb. load
Said, "Hey old lady, where you goin' to?"
She said "US Army Ranger School"
Whatcha gonna do when you get there?
Jump, swim, and kill without a care
I said, "Hey old lady, ain't you been told?
Ranger School's for the brave and the bold."
She said, "Hey, now soldier, don't be a fool,
I'm an instructor at the Ranger School!"
 

Saw and old lady running down the track
Had fins on her feet and a tank on her back
Said, "Hey old lady, where you goin' to?"
She said, "US Army Scuba School"
Whatcha gonna do when you get there?
Swim under water and never breathe air
I said, "Hey old lady, ain't you been told?
Scuba School's for the brave and the bold."
She said, "Hey, now diver, don't be a fool,
I'm an instructor at the Scuba School!"

28.A is for Airborne

A is for Airborne
I is for in the sky
R is for Ranger
B is for bonafide
O is for on the go
R is for Rock-n-Roll
N is for never quit
E is for everyday
 

R is for rough and tough
A is for all the way
N is for never quit
G is for gung-ho
E is for excellence
R is for Ranger
 

'Cause I'm Airborne
Ranger
All the way
Super-duper
Paratrooper

29.When my granny was 91

When my granny was 91
She did PT just for fun
92
She did PT better than you
93
She did PT better than me
94
She did PT more and more
95
She did PT to stay alive
96
She kept on doing flutter-kicks
97
She up and died and went to heaven
 

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
Said, "St. Peter, St. Peter, hope I'm not late"
St. Peter said with a big ol' grin
"Get down granny, and knock out ten!"

30.C-130 rollin down the strip

C-130 rollin down the strip
Scarlet Knights on a way trip
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If my main don't open wide
I got another one by side
If that one should fail me too
Look out below I'm a comin through
 

If I should die in the ol' drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
Tell my girl I did my best
Bury me in the leaning rest
 

When I get to heaven
St. Peters gonna say
"How'd you get to heaven"
"How'd you earn your pay"
I will reply with a whole lot of anger
Earned my pay as Air borne Ranger

31.JOHNNY

Momma told Johnny not to go downtown
Marine Corps recruiter was hangin' around
Johnny went downtown anyway
wanted to hear what the recruiter had to say


Recruiter asked Johnny what he wanted to be
Johnny said he wanted to join the infantry
Johnny was shipped to Vietnam
There he fought the Vietcong


Johnny was bad and Johhny was brave
Johnny jumped on a hand grenade

32.M.A.R.I.N.E.S.

M!
Mean as hell!
A!
All the time!
R!
Rough and tough!
I!
In the mud!
N!
Never quit!
E!
Everyday!
S!
Semper Fi!


Do or die!
Marine Corps!
Ah hah!
Ooh rah!